Then the Lord said to me, “Write my answer plainly on tablets, so that a runner can carry the correct message to others. This vision is for a future time. It describes the end, and it will be fulfilled. If it seems slow in coming, wait patiently, for it will surely take place. It will not be delayed.” ~Habakkuk 2:2-3 …
Wise by 35…
I have decided I’d like to be the female version of this guy…and this guy…and these guys. Seriously, mix all four of them together, do a quick Y-to-X chromosome replacement and viola, pretty sure that’s who I’d like to be. Because they’re c-r-a-z-y funny. (Moment of sheer honesty: I actually know nothing about these guys in real life. For all …
Monday Funday!
a) Yay Mavs! Yay Dirk Nowitzki! Yay commentators who say hilarious things like: “Sometimes something is so wrong it’s right!” b) Speaking of hilarious things people say, my coworker Erin, who recently got back from a trip to Texas, had me LOL-ing (I’m so down with the 2000s) when she recounted this scenario: She’s walking through the Memphis airport on …
Thank you, Dirk Nowitzki.
So, the other night Mavs’ power forward Dirk Nowitzki led his team to a last-minute win over the Miami Heat… …while battling a 102-degree fever. For the record, yes, I probably worked myself up into my own fever as I watched with the ol’ clichéd bated breath. I’m watching the end of the game, clutching a throw pillow and thinking …
All is not lost…
…but Dirk Nowitzki just lost the ball. So my confidence in the Mavs is fading. And I figure, why no
Bad dreams and open spaces.
So, I had a crazy dream last night. Not sure if it was caused by the ridiculous amount of watermelon I ate all day yesterday or the half an hour I spent before bedtime perusing msn.com and wondering what our world is coming to. Here’s the dream scenario: I’m in my apartment and all my windows are open. But it’s …
Just for fun…
…this week’s best conversational moments!! Funniest Conversation of the Week Award… Five-year-old Cousin: Melissa, are you Nicole’s sister? Melissa: Yup. Five-year-old Cousin: Then why don’t you live with her?” Melissa: Because I’m a grown-up now. So I live on my own. Five-year-old Cousin: But who babysits you? Possibly my favorite thing my sister Nicole has ever said to …
Don’t shoot…I’m part Italian!!*
So, the point of this photo is baby Nicole. But…are there not about a dozen disturbing things about it? My jeans, my glasses, Amy’s glasses and side ponytail (oh, wait, side ponytails are now cool again, yeah?), whatever Nathanael’s hiding behind his back? Most disturbing thing of all…the animal hide sprawled out on the wall behind us. How is Nicole …
Extreme Makeover: Blog Edition
I’ve broken just about every blogging rule in the book in the past five or six months. I’ve posted only sporadically. I’ve topic-hopped like nobody’s business. And I’ve changed the design three or four times. Probably I should win an award for Most Rebellious Blogger. (And I’d be happy to accept my prize in cash…or Diet …
Royally Snubbed.
No, I won’t be watching the wedding at 4 a.m.! 🙂 So, I’m trying really hard not to be offended that Will and Kate didn’t invite me to their wedding. I mean, I can understand falling lower on the guest list than the Queen…the Duke and Duchess of Kent…the Crown Prince of Bahrain…even the King of Swaziland. But I thought …